No Roses, Just Jokes [Anti-Valentine's Day Comedy Show]

Date and Time

• Friday, Feb 13, 2026  7:30pm - 9pm

Location

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Details

Not into Valentine’s Day? This show gets it.

No Roses, Just Jokes is a stand-up comedy showcase for people who do not need flowers to have a good time.

Expect hilarious takes on dating, relationships, red flags, and the absurdity of modern romance. Come with friends. Come solo. Come laugh at the whole thing.

Zero romance required. Group and VIP options available. Part of Love and Laughs Weekend.

Tickets are limited.

ANTI-VALENTINE’S FRIEND DEALS

No Roses Crew Pack
4 GA tickets to No Roses, Just Jokes

1 bottle of champagne or prosecco (or mocktail alternative)
Priority seating together

Price: $99

Red Flag VIP Pack
2–4 VIP tickets
First drink included
Skip-the-line entry
Price for 2: $75
Price for 4: $150

Doors open at 6:30pm | Show starts at 7:30pm
**2 Drink Minimum Per Person**

The show is for 18+. Must present IDs at the door.
The show runs for 90 minutes long.

Garage Parking Options
Available for parking on weekdays and weekends - check rates
City Center Garage #2 - 400 Jones Street

The Tower Garage - 400 Taylor Street

Street Parking Options
Downtown parking meters are free every night after 6pm and on weekends!